Well, the results are in from our monthly Photo Caption Contest, this time witticisms relating to a moose in the river (photo courtesy Douglas Wipper). And the winner is (congratulations, Nelson, you win a surprise goodie from the coveted Paddling Life schwag closet!):
“The antlers drag the bottom a bit during a roll. One star for handling…”
—Nelson Stegall
Other Esteemed Entries:
“Every time I try to take a leak in this river, some joker wants to take my picture! A little privacy, please?!”
“That’s the last time I try to run Bull Sluice in a kayak! What was I thinking? I’m over the weight limit by 600 pounds!”
—Charles Rettiger
“When life isn’t going your way, just take a dip.
—Vada Barnes
“I don’t moose the humans. The last year has been faBULLous!”
—Joee Kvetensky
“I thought I had my roll down….”
—Phillip Procrtor
“Well, it’s Saturday, bath day. Just like Ma always said, Saturday is bath day whether I like it or not and don’t forget to get behind your antlers…”
—Bill Webb
“We’ll camp here tonight…”
—Richard Enix
“Peek a boo!”
—Jeff Weishaar
“Yellow water? Naw, just sun reflecting off the grass.”
—Christine Queen
“Dorris? Dorris…I told you to hold on to that paddle!
—Kim Tompkins
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