So PL just got off the Grand Canyon, whose experimental September flows of 8,000 cfs made it ideal for everything from surfing and sucking suds to gobbling gourmet cuisine from PL partner Ceiba Adventures. To shine some light on the re-entry-to-civilization problems those emerging from the Big Ditch deal with, following are a couple of musical ditties thrown together by participant Dana Birke from Boulder — just in time for an abrupt return to an early Colorado winter…
The 18 Days of GC
On the 1st day of GC my true love gave to me
A She-Pee from LV
On the 2nd day of GV my true love gave to me
Jill on a stand-up
On the 3rd day of GC my true love gave to me
Eug packin’ three crafts
On the 4th day od GC my true love gave to me
Pete clippin’ nose hairs
On the 5th day of GC my true love gave to me
FIVE EDGERLYS
On the 6th day of GC my true love gave to me
A ducky doin’ endos
On the 7th day of GC my true love gave to me
The Kid huckin’ carcass
On the 8th day of GC my true love gave to me
Larry flashin’ shlong sarong
On the 9th day od GC my true love gave to me
Johnny and his geetar
On the 10th day of GC my true love gave to me
Herf and his blow up
On the 11th day of GC my true love gave to me
Bruno drownin’ naked
On the 12th day of GC my true love gave to me
Bader slingin’ ringers
On the 13th day of GC my true love gave to me
Paul catchin’ rainbows
On the 14th day of GC my true love gave to me
Kids on the A-train
On the 15th day of GC my true love gave to me
Lis with a blue foot
On the 16th day of GC my true love gave to me
Muddy Silty water
On the 17th day of GC my true love gave to me
No flips in Lava
On the 18th day of GC my true love gave to me
A TRIPLE FUCKIN’ RAINBOW
A Few of My Favorite Things
Kayaks and duckies and rafts just for sittin’
Stand-Ups and Horseshoes and sweet beach badminton
Dura-flame camp logs around which we’d sing
These are a few of my favorite things
Frisbees at red wall and folks tossin’ horse shoes
Beers at 10;30 and each night a new booze
Fresh water falls that just turn into springs
These are a few of my favorite things
When the shitter’s full
When the duck swims
When I’m scared of heights
I simply remember these Grand Canyon things
And everything seems alright
Girls in bikinis and guys in sarongs
Yodeling for certain the greatest of songs
Dinners we’d make that were fit for a king
These are a few of my favorite things
When we lose beer
When our knees ache
When douche bags snag our sites
I simply rememeber these Grand canyon things
And everything seems alright
Yes, I simply remember these Grand Canyon things
And everything seems alright
