Don’t Moose Out…Photo Caption Contest Winners!

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Well, the results are in from our monthly Photo Caption Contest, this time witticisms relating to a moose in the river (photo courtesy Douglas Wipper). And the winner is (congratulations, Nelson, you win a surprise goodie from the coveted Paddling Life schwag closet!):

“The antlers drag the bottom a bit during a roll. One star for handling…”

—Nelson Stegall

moose crossing a river

Other Esteemed Entries:

“Every time I try to take a leak in this river, some joker wants to take my picture! A little privacy, please?!”

“That’s the last time I try to run Bull Sluice in a kayak! What was I thinking? I’m over the weight limit by 600 pounds!”

—Charles Rettiger

“When life isn’t going your way, just take a dip.

—Vada Barnes

“I don’t moose the humans. The last year has been faBULLous!”

—Joee Kvetensky

“I thought I had my roll down….”

—Phillip Procrtor

“Well, it’s Saturday, bath day. Just like Ma always said, Saturday is bath day whether I like it or not and don’t forget to get behind your antlers…”

—Bill Webb

“We’ll camp here tonight…”

—Richard Enix

“Peek a boo!”

—Jeff Weishaar

“Yellow water? Naw, just sun reflecting off the grass.”

—Christine Queen

“Dorris? Dorris…I told you to hold on to that paddle!

—Kim Tompkins

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