Well, we asked for it and we got it…the entries for our latest Photo Caption Contest poured in like these kayakers themselves in this photo from a Le Mans-style King of the Alps Kayak Race over in Europe. Admittedly, some made sense and others, well, no matter how many beers our judging panel had, just didn’t. But everyone’s a winner when you enter, as all entries are thrown into a dry bag for a chance to win great schwag from the coveted Paddling Life Schwag Closet…and this installment’s winner is…(wait for the drumroll…):
Carolina Roberts!
| Name: | Carol Marshall |
| Caption: | Freebies! Come and get it! |
| Name: | Rob Falconer |
| Caption: | “Didn’t you tell them not to open the sluice gates?” |
| Name: | John LaMunyon |
| Caption: | From the middle of the pack, Steve thinks, “Am I edging or leaning?” |
| Name: | Vinny Lee |
| Caption: | When you play in God’s toilet and he decides to flush it. |
| Name: | John Turrill |
| Caption: | Splish splash I’m up front for the cash. |
| Name: | Gail Hickey |
| Caption: | Stuck in traffic even on my day off! |
| Name: | Dan Weiss |
| Caption: | Can everybody stop paddling?! I think I lost a contact lens. |
| Name: | Carolina Roberts |
| Caption: | “Just like dancing laddies, paddle 1,2,3 glide….paddle 1, 2, 3 glided… You there, yes you, stop hogging the river or you’ll sit the next bend out… Again Laddies, paddle 1, 2, 3 glide…” Who said “GO?” Did someone say, “free food”!!! “And my wife thinks Walmart gets crowded, gheezee!!!” |
| Name: | Jamie Pogue |
| Caption: | This kayak didn’t come with a horn! |
| Name: | Tom Campbell |
| Caption: | “Isn’t this fun, honey? I can’t remember the last time the river was this quiet! |
| Name: | RALPH W FLORI |
| Caption: | Kayak stampede! |
| Name: | Mark Caso |
| Caption: | Whitewater… The Best Way to Commute. The one day a year I get out and everybody and their brother, sister, mother shows up. |