Photo Caption Contest Winners!


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Well, we asked for it and we got it…the entries for our latest Photo Caption Contest poured in like these kayakers themselves in this photo from a Le Mans-style King of the Alps Kayak Race over in Europe. Admittedly, some made sense and others, well, no matter how many beers our judging panel had, just didn’t. But everyone’s a winner when you enter, as all entries are thrown into a dry bag for a chance to win great schwag from the coveted Paddling Life Schwag Closet…and this installment’s winner is…(wait for the drumroll…):

Carolina Roberts!


Name: Carol Marshall
Caption: Freebies! Come and get it!


Name: Rob Falconer
Caption: “Didn’t you tell them not to open the sluice gates?”


Name: John LaMunyon
Caption: From the middle of the pack, Steve thinks, “Am I edging or leaning?”


Name: Vinny Lee
Caption: When you play in God’s toilet and he decides to flush it.


Name: John Turrill
Caption: Splish splash I’m up front for the cash.


Name: Gail Hickey
Caption: Stuck in traffic even on my day off!


Name: Dan Weiss
Caption: Can everybody stop paddling?! I think I lost a contact lens.


Name: Carolina Roberts
Caption: “Just like dancing laddies, paddle 1,2,3 glide….paddle 1, 2, 3 glided… You there, yes you, stop hogging the river or you’ll sit the next bend out… Again Laddies, paddle 1, 2, 3 glide…”

Who said “GO?”

Did someone say, “free food”!!!

“And my wife thinks Walmart gets crowded, gheezee!!!”


Name: Jamie Pogue
Caption: This kayak didn’t come with a horn!


Name: Tom Campbell
Caption: “Isn’t this fun, honey? I can’t remember the last time the river was this quiet!


Caption: Kayak stampede!


Name: Mark Caso
Caption: Whitewater… The Best Way to Commute.

The one day a year I get out and everybody and their brother, sister, mother shows up.



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